Apparently, there is a strip club somewhere out there offering gluten-free lap dances. What the heck is a gluten-free lap dance? I have no Earthly idea, but my niece (bless her little heart) tagged me in a Facebook post about them. Uncle Gluten is impressed. Not only did it make me ROTFL, it got my […]
Archives for February 2017
Why life insurance is the new secksy
Every now and then, someone will call me up on the teley or shoot me an email and ask for advice. And every once in awhile, someone will ask me about some new-fangled investment… like investing in shipping containers or some arcane forex strategy or some new stock options strategy they just learnt. Now… none […]
What’s your favorite position?
It’s La Februaryana. Love is in the air so I figured it’s the perfect time to ask… What’s your favorite position? No… no… not that. Geez. Get your mind outta the gutter. I’m talking about financial positions. Here’s what I mean… I was at a party once where most of the people were complete strangers […]
Universal life masquerading as whole life
Today’s email is going to be a bit more technical. A couple of people have asked me why I don’t recommend universal life insurance. It’s all the rage these days… especially indexed universal life insurance. And, when I mean rage… I mean it’s Lady Gaga popular. The sales pitch for it goes a little something […]
Why the 99% really exists
This ain’t gonna win me any awards with people suffering from “victim think” (the idea that an unsuccessful person is victimized by other people who ARE successful): A long time ago in a worker’s union far, far, away, your old pal Uncle Gluten sat down with a fellow co-worker and had a chat about life. […]