So I’m showering. Our bathroom has a skylight that acts as a prism.
As the light comes in, it breaks, casting a rainbow onto the stone tiles in the shower.
I look around — I’m showering in a rainbow!
My body–covered by a rainbow. I lick my skin to “taste the rainbow” (I’m kidding. I just wanted to see if you were paying attention).
Anywho, as I look down, I notice something. A mole.
Weird. I don’t have a mole on my thigh.
Wait. THAT’S NOT A MOLE! IT’S A TICK.
We live in a somewhat secluded area, and it’s summer. Oi.
The rage swells up within me. How dare this little cretin. I pinch my skin, go for a flick. His tiny little body swings around. Nooooooooooo.
I go in for a grab this time. Miss. Awe crap. Now I’m really mad.
I grab his little body and rip him off. Cast him down into the pits of despair (also known as my shower drain).
This kind of thing happens a lot to business owners. The blood-sucking surprise.
There you are, enjoying the rainbow. Everything is perfect. Then, a tick crawls up yer leg and threatens you with disease.
If he bites you, it’s too late.
All downhill from there.
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