Squirrels are funny creatures.
My wife and I were sitting at the table this morning eating eggs and bacon.
And… this squirrel is doing his squirrel thing out on the patio. Climbing all over the brick wall that protects the grill.
“what’s he doing out there?” my wife asked.
I know what he’s doing…
He’s squirreling away nuts for the winter.
And not just little itty bitty ones. Some of these acorns are HUGEMONGOUS.
I still don’t know how they find them in the spring after they’ve buried them in the dirt in the fall.
I can hardly find my keys when they’re hanging on the key holder rack thingie.
Which reminds me…
Post Black Friday, and everyone’s drunk off the spending spree and cornucopia of bows, ribbons, glitter, and sugar.
Oh. Yeah. The spiked eggnog probably didn’t help either.
Anywho, where was I?
Oh yes, the spending spree.
The way most people do it is… they spend spend spend, and then save up more money so they can spend later.
But… my young padawans know better. They spend and save at the same time because they’ve successfully manipulated the “financial force.”
And if you want to get in on some of that sweet action (and stop pissing away money in the process), you need to stretch your mouse-clicking finger and bone up on the basics.
Everything I do is custom one-to-one work and there are only so many hours in the day and days in the week.
Christmas is probably the most expensive holiday of the year. Which is why people delay saving money… and yet, for some, it’s also the most profitable day of the year.
Time to choose.